Ms. ArmoredThirteen

Somebody’s never had a fwb

Me in my 20s: That doesn’t seem all that worthwhile

Me in my mid 30s: Hell yeah gonna get me some of what they’re having

Holy shit Joe’s Apartment recognition in the wild? Never thought I’d see the day

My second grade report card included “Getting Armored to read is like pulling teeth with no anesthetics”

I hate clothes but my autism variety is socks on always

My kitchen and living room and bedroom are all the same room

The Halluci Nation, Burn Your Village to the Ground