Check Lord Feltersnatch’s back pocket!

I still think a sack of flour would make a big biscuit!

Would you settle for “ A fool and a very little bit of his money are soon parted wasting it on ignorant horrible republicans that aren’t going to win!”

A fool and his money are soon parted!

M orons

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G utting

A merica!

I believe the new Congress will be smart and competent enough to do both! 

It wouldn’t even matter if the stupid sonsabitches even saw it. They’re too willfully ignorant to believe it anyway.!

They’re nothing but pond scum!

Fuck Trump and all those traitorous fuckers to the highest of fuckativity!

Petty partisan prick pursues path to prison!

This is Sofa King true!

He might have had one of those for breakfast and didn’t get full!

The alligator was obviously the master baiter!

Alligator was just fishing as well!

Who’s gonna stop him!

Republicans absofuckinglutely are dumb enough to believe that and don’t call me Shirley!

Absofuckinglootly!

Afuckingmen!

I think he meant “has to wake up next to her”. I would gnaw my arm off before waking that thing!

You’re absolutely wrong! The alternative is a PILE of shit criminal, not a piece!