He does, in fact, look like a bitch.
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I think that guy is trolling. Or has severe brain damage
As a german, i dont know why i can even do it, but somehow i know:
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Step 1: lure t-rex to house
Step 2: keep your front door open, but go inside. Make him try to follow you, poking his head through the door.
Step 3: fucking stab his face from a safe distance, since the opening in the indestuctible house can never be forced wider he can never get further inside than is safe for you
Step 4: repeat as above over days until the t-rex has bled out. a ~25 cm knife could probably still cause injuries that sum up, even on a big ass dino.
I think the hardest part is getting into stabbing range when the angry head pokes through your door.
GregorGizeh@lemmy.ziptoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•And they say great poets are no moreEnglish
41·6 天前Nope. Actually the reverse, the fucked one is gay. Not the one who does the fucking. Conversely, making someone “submit” to pleasing you sexually, is manly. Doing that for someone else, isnt.
But i see you already went with your more imaginative version in the other comments 🫠
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zipto
Europe@feddit.org•EU open to flexibility on euro and Schengen if UK tries to rejoinEnglish
583·7 天前Because objectively, the brits had one of if not the best deal out of any EU country, lots of excemptions, rebates, special cases for them. But that wasnt enough, so they threw a tantrum and left.
It is wildly inappropriate and sends the wrong message to everyone else if UK gets to join at yet again super favourable cherry picked conditions. The EU should take them back as a true and full member only, not as this privileged cherry picked BS again that only stirs resentment from others. Commit fully to the EU like every other member and the trust is restored.
Not this.
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zipto
Europe@feddit.org•EU parcel duty bites as Chinese shopping platforms lose salesEnglish
81·7 天前I agree that sucks, but what other option is there? China floods the European market with cheap, low quality garbage that is often even dangerous. If there is demand for spare parts a EU company should fill the gap, even if they just bulk buy the same stuff off aliexpress you used to, still better for the environment.
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zipto
Europe@feddit.org•Why is Germany always in the way of great things?English
4·8 天前Is what i said wrong though? The least popular chancellor since the end of ww2 to my knowledge. Of course he isnt an actual mass murderer, but i didnt say that either.
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zipto
Europe@feddit.org•Why is Germany always in the way of great things?English
5·8 天前Found you a link as well:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/oct/30/canada-european-union-alliance
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zipto
Europe@feddit.org•Why is Germany always in the way of great things?English
12·8 天前Eh i figured it was clear from context. The EU and Canada have announced a huge agreement on closer association and what is basically associate membership open for all applicants under a different name.
See also the edit to the other comment
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zipto
Europe@feddit.org•Why is Germany always in the way of great things?English
211·8 天前You do realize this is old news though? Germany mostly objected to the terminology.
They just yesterday announced a huge, sweeping deal for closer ties, and the formation of a sort of “EU and friends” for other countries looking for more calm and steady economic waters.
What the other guy said regarding our government holds true though. Germany is governed by the biggest asshole since possibly hitler (there is literally no chancellor less popular than him in somewhat recent history) who is both a corporate bootlicker and brutally fiscally conservative.
Top this off with a complete lack of vision and you have this man who says no to everything except less of something. Regulation, taxes, social security, healthcare. Motherfucker does not like any of that.
This. If youre not gonna leave me alone with your crap at least be honest.
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zipto
Technology@lemmy.world•Reddit is moving to “a logged-in-only experience,” CEO saysEnglish
3·9 天前Make sure to keep the account and check in after a few days, then weeks, then months and delete again if needed. When i left reddit i had found them restore about a third of my content about a month later, sneaky fucks. But since my last check, all remain wiped.
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zipto
Technology@lemmy.world•Sam Altman Absolutely Hates the Idea of People Running Their Own AI Models at Home, Argues They Shouldn’t Own Computers: He'd prefer if we surrender all our RAM to data centers.English
13·9 天前Literally had mild winters where the computer running could keep a single room comfortably warm.
Why do you all have dryers tho? Seems a huge hassle to keep track of to avoid not burning down your shit. Doesn’t it also reduce the lifetime of clothing?
I just throw my laundry vaguely on a drying rack and be done with it. Works just fine
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zipto
World News@lemmy.world•EU countries block Canada's 'associate membership' planEnglish
26·10 天前Same deal, different name. “Associate membership” does open a can of worms.
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zipto
Europe@feddit.org•The British invented Linux Ubuntu. But they don't trust British engineers. So they spend billions of dollars to buy Microsoft Office and Microsoft Windows. At the expense of their own economyEnglish
3·12 天前That goes for any nation though. Others by default lump all together, and also assign anyone of that country the official position on things as well, until proven otherwise. All brits are either charles or the CAM ON INGERLAND guy. All germans are bavarians loving beer and cars. The French eat frogs and are assholes.
And so on.
A british cigarette. A bassoon in german.





Being on an “off road career path” myself i wanna kick you straight to the shins, what lazy person would willingly walk away from 100k a year, especially when it’s easy work 🥲
I of course get looking for perspectives, wanting more out of life and such. But at least line up something else worthwhile first before you throw away your winning ticket…