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    3 小时前

    Being on an “off road career path” myself i wanna kick you straight to the shins, what lazy person would willingly walk away from 100k a year, especially when it’s easy work 🥲

    I of course get looking for perspectives, wanting more out of life and such. But at least line up something else worthwhile first before you throw away your winning ticket…





  • Step 1: lure t-rex to house

    Step 2: keep your front door open, but go inside. Make him try to follow you, poking his head through the door.

    Step 3: fucking stab his face from a safe distance, since the opening in the indestuctible house can never be forced wider he can never get further inside than is safe for you

    Step 4: repeat as above over days until the t-rex has bled out. a ~25 cm knife could probably still cause injuries that sum up, even on a big ass dino.

    I think the hardest part is getting into stabbing range when the angry head pokes through your door.



  • Because objectively, the brits had one of if not the best deal out of any EU country, lots of excemptions, rebates, special cases for them. But that wasnt enough, so they threw a tantrum and left.

    It is wildly inappropriate and sends the wrong message to everyone else if UK gets to join at yet again super favourable cherry picked conditions. The EU should take them back as a true and full member only, not as this privileged cherry picked BS again that only stirs resentment from others. Commit fully to the EU like every other member and the trust is restored.

    Not this.







  • You do realize this is old news though? Germany mostly objected to the terminology.

    They just yesterday announced a huge, sweeping deal for closer ties, and the formation of a sort of “EU and friends” for other countries looking for more calm and steady economic waters.

    What the other guy said regarding our government holds true though. Germany is governed by the biggest asshole since possibly hitler (there is literally no chancellor less popular than him in somewhat recent history) who is both a corporate bootlicker and brutally fiscally conservative.

    Top this off with a complete lack of vision and you have this man who says no to everything except less of something. Regulation, taxes, social security, healthcare. Motherfucker does not like any of that.