I was feeling pretty good about my life choices until I saw the one labelled gooning.

sex is like math; you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don’t multiply

Banning leveraged buyouts would be a good start.

Stadia didn’t charge to stream, though I suppose if it still existed it probably would by now.

They had that update in beta testing for like a month, though.

At my old job when I was responsible for keeping SaaS services running I would frequently skip or work through my lunch, but I would also leave 30 minutes early.