That was true until about the late 90’s. There are quite a few modern pistols that are equally reliable, and require little maintenance. I’ve fired thousands of rounds through my Glock 21 and although I clean it after every time, I certainly don’t have to. And I’ve never had a malfunction of any kind. Not one. Some guys I know clean theirs two or three times a year.
Now there are some rather unreliable brands out there still, so I imagine that’s why the cliche still exists.
You’re buying the wrong pistols then. You can throw a Glock in mid then run 800 rounds through it without cleaning, without jamming. And reloading a pistol is much easier than reloading a revolver. They also don’t kick nearly as much as a revolver, making them far more accurate.
If you’re wearing plate armor, you sure do. Especially if it’s got cheaper plates.
They do still scar, just not as big. Mines about the circumference of a pencil eraser.
And only when deployed to certain places.
Not always for me. If it’s too ridiculous, I may wake up. Like “alright, I’m out”
Right, or Antarctica would work.
I’d suggest midway. The highest point is only 43 ft above sea level. Just pack em all on there and wait for a storm.
Yeah I shoot a lot but I don’t hunt.
Jail cell, obviously your goal is to break out.
Moab can destroy several city blocks. It’s nearly impossible to use without killing innocent unless done on a military base. But you pretty much have to have total air superiority to use one because it’s delivered by cargo plane.
That joker grin tho…
Frown? I see them and get the same look I get when I see a car crash.
“I’m 28, but I want to look 50”
Fuck, that does sound fun. I need to buy a helicopter and start chartering piss tours.
Turns out that’s actually the entirety of the job, armor for trump. They’re like lizard tails. Only existing to be sacrificed.
That’d be a lot of piss to wade through to add yours.
They knew there was no crime, the point was terrorism.
Lol y’all still get ads?