It was pretty nice last year!

I’m assuming this was taken in Asakusa?

I could be way off base here, but I get the feeling that they are implying people should get off the internet. Don’t quote me on that, because it could be a misread.

Oh look it’s Vicodin o’clock.

To agree with you. It’s pretty easy to sound natural just fuck the sentence structure up a bit. Like surely you can tell this is written by a human because of how dogshit the English is thanks

Fun fact: I live right near where granny smiths were invented (Eastwood in Northern Sydney). I’d like to sincerely apologise to the world on behalf of my city’s contribution.

Probably their approximation of received pronunciation.

I’m not very serious, to be fair

Same, but I rolled up my sleeves and got my shots. I also began giving blood. No excuses.

yeah comments like this are a prime example

No we’re open-sourcing booze and partying like it’s 1799

In Lismore (also Australia), the stilts had to be high because white man built a town where the aboriginals warned it floods routinely. Guess what we found out in 2022? Turns out no matter how tall the stilts are, you’ll still get flooded.