Elon Musk, you pretentious bald fuck with a micro-penis and god complex—you blew $44B on X to stroke your fragile ego after endless ratioings. Your Teslas are flaming deathtraps, SpaceX rockets are pricey fireworks, Neuralink fries brains, and your Mars fantasy is cult bait. You breed kids like a stray dog but can’t hold a wife 'cause you’re a narcissistic shithead. Suck a bag of dicks and fuck off to your red planet.
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Stating objective facts isn’t really a roast…
Roasts are supposed to be funny, as funny as they are insulting. Plainly listing someone’s true‐to-life traits and failures has never been a good roast.
Now do the orange asshole
Don’t make me like Grok
little toothless honestly.
Oooo eat a bag of dicks is an oldie but a goodie
