Productivity counts as productivity.
I’ve literally been written up because I farted at work once.
people and their black bars in this comment section…
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White bars around here pretty much only play hip-hop/pop or punk/metal. I’m lucky to live in an area where country at a bar is a novelty.
We need more black bars!!!
MORE!!!
Ftfy
I know you guys are joking, but my OCD required that I actually crop it.
Why did you crop it so badly?
What are you, some kind of farmer?
No I’m the guy that copied your profile pic 3 years ago when you asked if we all look the same
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Please for the love of our timelines…
Please crop your memes.
But they don’t even care anymore.
BEHOLD, MY POWER!
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It’s crazy to me to think that people are just not farting all day, or sneaking away to do it. At most, learn some volume control; but either way live your truth and let 'er rip
Almost a shitpost
You were holding your farts for 8 hours?
There’s an app for that.
Finally found something wrong with WFH, I can’t make my office nemesis smell my farts anymore 😭
Not with that attitude, no
The office is currently about 7000 km away, so a targeted attack is slightly out of budget
Fart in a bag and put it in the courier.
Still waiting for the smellphone to be invented.
I wish I could but I can’t trust a fart anymore =/
Eat more fiber
Heh things have been slowly getting back to normal after the lettuce thing. I do take a natto supplement. But yeah news media totally downplayed that outbreak. On the positive note there was plenty of old underwear I needed to throw away.
Need to learn fart bending
Teach me the art of fart bending.
You just outed yourself, Brandon. We work close together in an office. Chew with your mouth closed. Stop belching as loud as you can. Keep the racist shit to yourself. And if you didn’t want to be mocked relentlessly for voting for Trump, and then blaming both sides, I guess you should not have done that. Gas is expensive because you voted for Trump, not because of the democrats. Oh, you wouldn’t do it again? That’s nice. No go back in time and not vote for Trump. Oh, you can’t? Well thanks for contributing.
Tomorrow, I’m going to dig into you again, in my 1000 part series on shaming at the workplace: why it is necessary. Tomorrow’s topic will be: the incalculable damage that has been done to the sciences, specifically: health and climate sciences. How has your stupid decision ruined our children’s future? Tune in tomorrow, at work, for more.
Gas is expensive
Apparently not expensive enough.
Guy commutes an hour each way to work as well.
One of us! One of us!
