- Most outrageous / unbelievable lies
- Most offensive / dangerous lies
- Most “adult meant it as genuine advice but it’s laughably out of touch” lies
- Lies you wish you still believed
- Lies you took as truth and didn’t question it until you were way too old
Lucky you. I always got told we couldn’t go because I was bad for [insert any completely normal behavior here].
causing so much destruction at the park/McD’s/arcade that required to be close for renovations
Ah, c’mon that was ONE time. Why you gotta go bringing up old shit?
my sister and I were little demons!!!