A “joke” only mutilated people see the humor in. The rest sees stupidity and child-abuse.
But hey, this is shitposting, so…
Child abuse???
Mutilating your kid’s genitals should be considered that. Unless medically indicated, which rarely is.
If you see no problem there, well…🤷🏻
Who is saying anything about mutilating kids genitals. This is just about jerking off, bud. Why do you have kid dicks on the brain?
Who else needs lotion or anything to do it, other than cut dudes?
Y’all use lotion?
Some people don’t have a foreskin, makes it a bit dry to do anything with it without lube.
Who feeds you this bullshit?
Hmm, probably the many penises (and the men attached to them) I have personally interacted with. Some of the circumcisions are quite tight and they’ve said it hurts to jerk off without lube. A dry hand sliding over tight skin is not a good feeling. I personally have a foreskin so I don’t need lube, but I’ve met people who do.
I’m not on either side of the debate, personally don’t care, just sharing my anecdotal experience with circumcised penises.
Someone’s telling you tales, kid.
I’m not a kid, cunt. Figured that was quite clear when I mentioned handling other mens dicks.
They might an American Republican. That whole party is obsessed with kids playing with dicks.
You’re apparently uncircumcised and lack the empathetic ability to understand that people with circumcisions often have problems you don’t have to deal with, so kindly fuck off.
But don’t you know that orgasms are 100x stronger when you’re uncircumcised, and you can’t pair bond with a woman if you’re cut because all your estrogen receptors were obliterated?
Just kidding, they got this BS from the intactivist community who will make up anything they need to blame circumcision for their psychological sexual dysfunction.
Hey, go fuck yourself. Stop trying to justify infant genital mutilation. It’s abusive, it’s psychotic, it’s traumatic, and it’s atrocious. That’s all you need to know about it, and no amount of hyperbolic strawmen will change that.



