cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 month agoI love fun quizzes like this. Let’s all share!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1imageI love fun quizzes like this. Let’s all share!lemmy.worldcannedtuna@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square13linkfedilink
minus-squarequeerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-21 month ago-----BEGIN OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY----- WhattheAAAAdidyoujustAAAAAAAsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch+IllhaveyouknowIg raduatedtopofmyclassintheNavySealsandIvebeeninvolvedinnumeroussecretr aidsonAl+QuaedaandIhaveover300confirmedkillsIamtrainedingorillawarfar eandImthetopsniperintheentireUSarmedforcesYouarenothingtomebutjustano thertargetIwillwipeyoutheAAAAoutwithprecisionthelikesofwhichhasneverb eenseenbeforeonthisEarthmarkmyAAAAAAAwordsYouthinkyoucangetawaywithsa yingthatshittomeovertheInternet+ThinkagainAAAAAAAswespeakIamcontactin gmysecretnetworkofspiesacrosstheUSAandyourIPisbeingtracedrightnowsoyo ubetterprepareforthestormmaggotThestormthatwipesoutthepatheticlittlet hingyoucallyourlifeYoureAAAAAAAdeadkidIcanbeanywhereanytimeandIcankil lyouinoversevenhundredwaysandthatsjustwithmybarehandsNotonlyamIextens ivelytrainedinunarmedcombatbutIhaveaccesstotheentirearsenaloftheUnite dStatesAAAAAACorpsandIwilluseittoitsfullextenttowipeyourmiserableasso ffthefaceofthecontinentyoulittleshitIfonlyyoucouldhaveknownwhatunholy retributionyourlittle/clever/commentwasabouttobringdownuponyoumaybeyo uwouldhaveheldyourAAAAAAAtongueButyoucouldntyoudidntandnowyourepaying thepriceyougoddamnidiotIwillshitfuryalloveryouandyouwilldrowninitYour eAAAAAAAdeadkiddo== -----END OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY----- EDIT: almost forgot to sign it! Love, /u/queerlilhayseed
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agohehe you have the word ass in your private key, what are the odds
minus-squarequeerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoI insert swears into all my ssh keys so they get censored out by profanity filters. Good luck hacking me now, squares 😎🏍️🛹
minus-squareSabata@ani.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoYou should put in some Disney lyrics so they issue a takedown request if it leaks.
EDIT: almost forgot to sign it!
Love,
/u/queerlilhayseed
hehe you have the word ass in your private key, what are the odds
I insert swears into all my ssh keys so they get censored out by profanity filters. Good luck hacking me now, squares 😎🏍️🛹
You should put in some Disney lyrics so they issue a takedown request if it leaks.