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Professionals do seem to use excel.
Holy fuck is it painful for anyone that knows what they are doing.It’s a lot of individual tables because Santa’s excel struggles with anything past a few hundred thousand rows. It’s not just names, but addresses, lists of desires, and so on.
There are around 2 billion children. If you wonder why he skips so many children, it’s not religion or poverty, it’s because Santa’s files got corrupted.
Copilot is going to ruin Christmas.
His name is BOBBY tables.
Why would Santa need two separate tables for this?
I would make two separate views.
CREATE VIEW NiceList AS SELECT * FROM Children WHERE behavior = 'nice' AND parent.income > 40000; CREATE VIEW NaughtyList AS SELECT * FROM Children WHERE behavior = 'naughty';The income is a nice touch.
Why are we using magic strings for behavior?
Feel free to fork my comment.
