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Cake day: November 19th, 2023

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  • Jesus ive said this half jokingly but assumed there was an actual answer. What the fuck even is an ultra processed food? Is it a buzz word for cheap food? Is it too much stirring? Or is this just a rebranded version of the age old trope dont eat shit you cant pronounce the jngredients list of.

    Like demi moore beef stew? Is that ultra processed cuz ive seen it on lists and read my own can to find its like literally 5 ingredients untill you get to the less than 2% of the following which even still was only beef fat, tomatoe paste, potato starch cornstarch and the only unrecognizable ones are two disodium bitches and that just sounds like some msg shit (which is absolutely fabricated fear. Monosodium glutamate is literally in every meal naturally that most people eat without knowing)

    Cuz the time it takes to make as much stew as i eat out of cans would make it a zero gain offset for the time im adding to the end of my life so ima call this a wash.








  • That award goes to the dude who made the green text about how he would start jerking off and before he came would call for his heavy set mom like there was a fire and would race to the “finish line” before his mom got to his room.

    I mean not exactly freud-darwin but if that award is actually an award for people who shouldnt procreate for the betterment of the species he gets my award