Somehow I feel like no matter i answer it wouldn’t be good enough

I cant wait until he’s out of the public eye. I cant even laugh at the dumb shit he says cuz its not even funny, it’s just dumb!

Think you’re reading into the joke a bit too much. Hope you can find some peace friend.

Before you can vote, you have to “register” to vote. When you do this, you need to prove you’re a U.S. citizen. Usually providing a birth certificate, or passport, military id, idk everything.

My understanding was that the name you were registering to vote with had to match the document you were using. But if you got married then often times the women would have a different last name and now it doesn’t match your birth certificate. Normally you’d just have to prove you got married too but this new law would say no, you have to have the exact name or you can’t vote.

Since women typically take the man’s last name, it would effectively mean any married women registering to vote would not be allowed. And since the bill is worded confusingly on purpose, many women would not even realize this until they went to register to vote, and told they couldn’t because of their new last name.

There’s definitely 5 candles in that picture

Gruesome Newsom strikes again

Sounds like something a narcissist would say

Jesus Christ

It’s 100% nukes. We have a stockpile of like what? 500 of them? Just collecting dust. Haven’t dropped one of those bad boys in over 50 years. The nuke is the biggest and most manliest bomb, and it’s how we won WW2. (This is their thought process)

This fits their M.O. extremely well. They’ll think it will “win this war once and for all” but everything they do has horrible unintended consequences and I expect this will be no different.

This exact thing has been driving me crazy for like a decade now. Say a company makes $1 billion in profit one year, and the next year isn’t as good but they make $800 million. Still a very profitable company, but because it was less then the year before it’s considered horrible and the company is basically going out of business.

More ketamine, I must have. Crashed my Honda Civic, I did. Looking forward to withdrawals, I am not.

I’ll toss some oregano under my pits. If we’re getting cooked I wanna smell tasty.

I think my high school chemistry teacher told us that as a reason why it’s important to know the periodic table or something, idk what their political motivations were.

But I guess even before AI stories were getting twisted and changed to fit narratives or serve personal purposes. Thanks for the info tho, always good to know more info.

You’re on your way home from a hard day’s work, looks like there was an accident or something on the freeway, traffic isn’t moving at all. Perfect.

You slide your pants down, getting excited already, all that work turning this car into the Goon-Mobile finally gonna pay some dividends.

You pull your VR headset down like a submarine captain getting ready to dive, you’ve got a 2 hour loop of your top vids always playing, never know when you might get an opportunity.

As you’re about to enter Goonsville it’s all just too much. You blow your load after 20 seconds. As you catch your breath and raise your VR headset, you make eye contact with the passenger of the lifted truck next to you.

Traffic hasn’t moved.

Why? The first two didn’t do a whole lot anyway.

Maybe “how does Ted Cruz change a lightbulb? He books a flight to Cancun.” Or something lol

I love comments like these.

You know, for a moment I thought i was going to get sick of all the “AI blew up in this company’s face” headlines, but I dont think i will.

He’s an outlier stop comparing him to literally everyone

Is it just me or are there way more “collabs” between brands now? Or movie/TV show tie-ins too. Seems like nothing is just it’s own thing, sure they have the “original” but it’s right next to all the cross promotional stuff too. Am i watching capitalism ouroboros itself?