fuck you for posting this without an arachnophobia spoiler

this is the best news I’ve heard all day

“Chinese cars are basically spies on four wheels”

I’m sorry to tell you but that’s basically all modern cars now, not just China’s.

I can tell, but that’s because I can read both. Someone who’s never learnt either language probably can’t tell the difference between the sinographs, but could distinguish the language based on presence of hiragana, which are distinctly rounder and less dense

true but also maybe a little goomba fallacy