You’re not owed someone else’s organs, you sad utilitarian fuck.

Yes, they look like psychedelic taffy.

“Do you expect me to talk?”

“No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to draw four.”

Maybe it’ll be acceptable to you, if you’re a degenerate techbro ghoul…

I haven’t seen the movie yet, but in a similar vein I watched Twisted Metal recently, and it’s… actually good, somehow? Much better than it would have been following any of the games’ stories, or even a mash-up of them.

They’ve clearly used the games for humor, visuals, characters, and Easter eggs for the fans, but they somehow made something better than the sum of it’s parts, and it should be looked at as a great example for other adaptations, especially action comedies.

Critters is a solid franchise and until now, released normally structured and not ridiculous content.

There’s no way you typed this with a straight face.

Oh, don’t be so cynical. Maybe one of their elders bought a blood bank.