We’re all in this together. My youngest is 20 months and is already worse than my eldest was as a threenager. The twos look like they’re going to be terrible.

It won’t help prices, but it doesn’t have to. It will generate talking points and sound bites, and as we’ve all seen, that’s all a frightening number of Americans seem to need to be convinced to vote for a con man.

But who knows? Maybe the kayfabe is finally broken?