Oh come on! Just look at how visionary his whole vr thing was… Right META?

“Cough” I mean… BRING FORTH THE MEOW MEOW

Get that cat up on the lap! I mean shit… that mustache!

I would love to see a weirdly introspective tmnt where they suddenly realize how much better they would be without pizza… a lack of diabetes… blood pressure… all the salt of those anchovies.

Also there was that ep where shredder and the boys set up a pizza shop to track the weirdest order possible cause it had to come from the turtles.

You: “Wait… Why can’t I log into this meeting? “

Them: “Dont worry about it…”

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Just a reminder kids, HR is there to fuck you. They are not there to help you.

Never look to HR for help unless your problem can be used to blackmail the company into basic compliance.

Just a thought… anon is wrong.

We wouldn’t even be here if folks then had their shit together.

“Oh so someone just believes whatever the wEsTeRn MeDiA tells them!”

They have one note and it’d be sad if it wasn’t so damn stupid.

“… a degree granting institution…”

Real talk, it’s weird to meet with a coworker that does this constantly when each and every person enters the room. Even if not including you, just making every interaction like that is fucking uncomfortable.

Like I don’t show up 9 to 5 to see 55 year old cleavage so stop acting like that’s a thing while I’m just trying to get to lunch. Swear it’s the worst being in a room and a woman assumes you want to look there, meanwhile I’m wondering why they smell so fucking bad and how early I can leave the office today…