1 is fine, 2 is tenuous, 3 is a fucking joke, 4 is 1, 5 is a recipe for regret, 6 and 7 are both sound, and 8 is rapidly becoming the only choice.

Bullet Train, every day of the week, and twice on Sunday

Cheese answer: a live video display of what’s in front of me.

Real answer: black/white gradient blobs representing light and darkness in my surroundings.

Funny answer: bouncing DVD logo