And better bring bear spray

I hope they told their bus drivers to not brake for those robots next time. If stopping in time means putting the passengers at risk of injury, run the damn clanker over.

Confirmed also usable as mouthwash

Only five years ago we were teaching them how to dig in defensive positions and ambush invaders. Now they’re teaching us how to fight a war in modern days.

Is that how proud parents feel like?

Use bathroom detergent as body wash and shampoo. Problem solved.

~Don’t do that, idiot~

I am so glad my old 10 year old GPU died in 2025 which forced me to build a new PC at what turned out to be the best time to do it.

This little gem of a post will be framed and put in a museum one day. It perfectly shows just how bad it was.

Fuck Spez

Elon has a lot of subpoenaeing to look forward to.

I bet he isn’t gonna sleep well tonight.

That list seems out of date. It needs to be at least twice as long now.

“Please investor bros. Give us more of your investment money bros. It looks like it’s in the process of collapsing but it’s just about to pay off bros.”

Sam Altman telling everyone to come on board of a sinking ship while trying to bail out the water with a thimble.

It used to be seeing people lose all their money into NFTs

How much does that make in football fields?

The T rex must sleep at some point. Find a big artery close to the skin surface, sever it. Watch it bleed out to death.

Or just stay in the hut and enjoy one month of free food and rent.

The secret is to not be a public company ran by a board of directors who actively enshittify the crap out of anything they touch.

Valve is privately owned by Gabe who unlike the CEOs that usually get selected by these boards isn’t a complete psychopath.

Gabe specifically said in an interview that he would have never been able to hire and retain the talent Valve currently has had it been a public company. The board would have demanded layoffs and outsourcing to countries where labor is cheaper with zero fucks given to product quality, reputation or long term growth.

And dedicate years of work into improving Linux compatibilty to future proof the company? A board of directors would have shut that down immediately.

Every single person who worked on project 2025 need to spend the rest of their lives behind bars.

And mobile apps. And smartphones. And browsers. And image formats. And the general concept of privacy…

So a Russian drone operator saw him and decided that he was a valid target. These assholes just target anything that moves.

They ruined their search engine too

“I want all the ram for myself. How can people be so selfish?”

Needless to say anyone being forced to use a streaming-style form of computing would be subject to a whole new ungodly level of arbitrary price increases, data harvesting, privacy violations, abusive controls and restrictions, and other forms of enshitification