

Yeah, getting rid of the foreign names completely and totally is definitely the play.
Other places that will need a name change (with suggested names:
- New York - New North America
- New Hampshire - New North North America
- New Jersey - New North East America
- Washington, District of Columbia (DC) - Washington, District of America (DOA)
- New York City - New North America City, District of America
- Virginia (named for Br*tain’s Queen Elizabeth I) - Trumpia
- North/South Carolina (Names for Br*tain’s King Charles I) - North/South Trumpolina
- Florida (Spanish for "Flowerery) - Ivanka (the “flower” of Trump’s eye)
- Mar-a-lago (Spanish for “sea to lake”) - Melania (so people start calling it “Melania Face” when they refer to Mar-a-lago face)
And SO many more!!!
(I hope the /s is obvious)
EDIT: my buddy, who’s an even harder troll than me dropped the suggestion we rename DC to:
“Washington, The Holy District of Our Lord and Savior Jesus the Christ Redeemer of All Nations”
(No abbreviations, and it is a felony to reference the place without saying the whole thing every time)





Def misread it on first pass. Thanks for straightening me out.
Yeah, OP did not do a good job with this one.