Well u have never mocked a pumpkin in front of me

Is there no way in which these technological marvels will not surpass us average joes?

But sometimes I want to to use the sucky back burner that heats slow and unevenly because I don’t want the burner to feel bad at never getting picked

Pilate said unto Jesus “surely you must be Jew-king”

Those bots could be from foreign lands

Few are they who have layed eyes upon the Ur-corn and lived to tell the tale

The born identity

As I have often said, mock pumpkins at your own risk

He made her pumpgrnant

They’re using ice cream trucks and sometimes kids get an ice cream cone and there’s an eyeball instead of a scoop and the eyeball looked at me

They could of saved the company by letting u torture the Characters AI for profit but, no, the noble C suite would never allow THAT

French chefs have worked for decades to try to achieve this but in the end it was the mighty corporation of whoever does hot pocs

My Sicilian stock clerk arranges them the other way so I clearly cannot choose the milk in front of me

If you’re strong enough you can disable one of these satellites by throwing a rock, but sadly everybody these days seems to be too puny or weak

U don’t have to censor “ography”

Use it on the balls of an enemy and they will think they got hit with a torsion spell

They should not be ALLOWED to wear COSTUMES! YOU SHOULD BE ON TOP OF THIS MONDOMMY

$20, same as in town

“Ok, Yandex” is “ok boomer” but for this sort of thing

Most ppl don’t know that this is what David Byrne wrote that song abt