Elting

And thats not even the wildest part!

When i worked at a pizza place and I was bored, i would cut the lines squiggly instead of straight

The definitive and most quotable adaptation of the odyssey.

Think he got jaw implants or something.

Have you noticed yet the pervading visual noise that sits at the very front of your vision?
The colorful shifting shimmers that play on even in the dark.
Ya know, eye tinnitus.

I’m probably just lucky in this specific regard

Ignore it until it goes away, worked for kiwis. I think being exposed to mold, mildew, pollen and mucky stream beds as a kid taught my immune system how not to worry so much. I have never had an allergy get bad before it went away though.

Misinformation in the early stages of events like these is a real bitch.

Your home assistant after I show it some spring loaded hinges:

“Rapid Evolution” = recursing the same algorithm to juice ever diminishing returns out of the parlor trick at ever greater costs.