Etterra

Only because it’s unpopular.

This reads like it was written by an AI.

People my age tend to look older than me, because a lifetime of depression has left my face unmarred by smile lines.

LOL mine just said I had to have my parent sign it so they’d know I’d fucked it all up. Great plan bitch, now I get to have my mother drunkenly berate and scream for an hour and maybe throw something at me.

I wouldn’t say good so much as differently bad.

Accurate life pro tips.

So that’s what goes on in there. Huh. And here I just thought it was a design or logistics issue.

Came here to say this.

Shit I wish my mom had killed me as a children. Lucky little shits.

Speak for yourself. I’ll be damned if I celebrate sportsball.

Gluttony.

People keep asking for Dave - do you have any idea how many Daves I know?

And not even a large bag. Like the ones from a vending machine.

That’s like saying that fucking a honey badger would be fun if it wasn’t 95% beastiality and 5% death wish.

You can’t deport your mom, Donny.

More like 95% lol

I’m sure there’s gotta be some kind of solid nugget in Jupiter’s core. I mean a rover would never make it that deep intact, but still.

Don’t worry, AI will fully cure diabetes. Now shut up and eat this whole bag of sugar before the investors stop falling for it.

Maybe he left it on his car dashboard in the summer.

Humanity is afflicted by the socially acceptable mental illness that is blind faith. We ain’t gonna excise that shit from politics with anything less than global annihilation.