Russel Johnson needs to make up his mind on what outer wear he wants. Dude’s layering like that one scene from Friends where Chandler wears all of Joey’s clothes

The pre-born is a phenomenon known to the Bene Gesserit, but deeply feared. When a pregnant woman consumes the concentrated spice known as the Water of Life, the child gestating in her womb gains the gift of not only cognition, but an awareness of all memories of all ancestors passed down through the genetic heritage of the child. This child is known as pre-born due to the fact that they have begun to live a life—indeed many lives—before birth.

I’m assuming that this flier is from a group of serious Dune fans. It’s the only logical conclusion.

It’s me. I’m someone.

I live in Hawai’i and we have both Daiso and Japan style 7-Eleven. Food is excellent there.

A paper towel. That is brown in color. Which was what was in the dispenser at the high school. For drying your hands.

This whole thing reminds me of a time in high school (tiny Christian school) where a group of kids decided to start a “gang” called the “Yo’s” and my friends decided that there needed to be a rival “gang” they called the “No’s.” Us No’s wore brown paper towels in our back pockets to show our allegiance and we picked which hallway was “ours.”

Anyway, we had a mandatory assembly by the end of the day on the dangers of gang activity…

I mean, you could alter it further so that it involves Lando…

Literally two days ago they were running the same headline in response to Starlink and Ukraine.

Oh yeah? Well where I live I can drive for a solid 24 hours and never leave my county.

Because I live on O’ahu and I’d be driving in circles (or sitting in rush hour traffic coming from Westside into town, yeah)

Maybe tangential, but this thought occurred to me after reading this: if Trump is actually aware of his vices then that means there’s a degree of guilt. The question is then, would Trump ever be permitted to admit his guilt? And I don’t mean this necessarily to mean “would we ever accept an admission of guilt/remorse from him” as much as I mean “would the people who surround him ever permit it, or would they simply reinforce the idea that they need from Trump: that he cannot do wrong, etc.?” Because if Trump were to ever feel the sense of conviction and admit his wrongs, those who have hitched themselves to him would also have to admit those things (or at least admit to connecting themselves to a man who is willing to admit his own wickedness) and their lust for power likely won’t let them do that.

It just seems like a complete circle of awfulness. Surrounding yourself with sycophants not only prevents you from getting honest feedback, it also prevents you from being a better person because the sycophant cannot permit you to change, cannot permit you to admit that the version they embraced was somehow wrong or bad. I’d love to see Trump humbled and repentant, willing to accept the consequences of his actions, and attempt to make what meager amends he can with the time he has left. But I actually don’t think that will ever happen, not only because of his own arrogance, but also due to the people who surround him. He is practically predestined to be awful until the end.

Well, the daughters were under the impression that the entire world had been destroyed and that it was their duty to repopulate the earth. The only man around was their dad and they had booze, and so they liquored him up. It’s the rare example of a man being raped in the Bible!

It’s an all-around awful story is what I’m saying.

But he keeps telling me that Iran’s military capabilities are completely destroyed…

Someone on Lemmy wrote, a little over a year ago I think, that lead ossifies in the bones and then gets released into the blood as bones soften with age. This then affects the brain and might explain why older people have seemingly sudden personality changes. I think about this often.

I was once a dairy clerk and I misread this as people reaching for the “black milk” and for a moment I thought someone knew about the black milk.

Oh, I got the reference. I was just providing some of those aforementioned receipts (mostly to help further along the meme)

When I was younger, I once convinced a friend of mine that he, a sixteen year old, could be arrested for sex with a minor if he slept with one of his classmates and the cops found out. I still crack up over his bugged out eyes.

All these memes and not a single one of them a call back to the “Dude, you’re getting a Dell?!” commercials. smdh

I saw one post that suggested Susan Dell was actually Steven Miller in drag and I can’t unsee it lol

They say that we can handle discovering alien life, what we’re not ready for is discovering human life on another planet. I think the thing we’re really not ready for is when that UFO door opens, the alien representative comes out, and then squints into the crowd and goes “D-Dave? When did you get here?!” And some dude approaches the alien and they dab each other up like old friends.