So, is the sour cream for the cereal, the soup, or just for eating out of the container with a spoon?

Although, you could use an AI, or Allied Intelligence known as a reference librarian instead.

I haven’t heard this theory before, but damn, it does make a lot of sense.

Well done. This is just perfect.

So, the question is what the fuck did you do to your neighbors that got them all so pissed off that they all decided to give your kid a rock instead of candy for Halloween?

Harold and Maude.

Beeakfast potatoes are great. Roasted potatoes with eggs, ham, cheese, and salsa or taco sauce. Mighty tasty breakfast.

It’s even worse when a cat stands on top of a dresser or some such and just pukes down the front of it and gravity just continues dragging the stuff stuck at the top down to the bottom, and when you get home it’s partially dried on the drawers with ooey gooey stuff in the spaces between the drawers. So much fun.

The New Republic is a conservative publication.

The New Republic is a conservative publication.

Or in Italian, a Calzone, which im pretty sure just means folded taco style bastard.