Two joints and no snacks? Ain’t no way I’m sleeping like that dawg, I’d be waking up having sleep paralysis demons shaped like an evil Dorito sitting on my belly at around midnight for sure.

OK, but what’s a certicate?

Ok, but what’s a certicate?

What is “certicate based authentication” ?

USB-C ain’t so bad if you got a wide urethra, a little better even (imo), although it does give a different sensation, so thats probably impacting its broader appeal.

Whose POV? It ain’t hers, obviously, and it couldn’t be the man’s based on what the text is saying.

Genie be fuckin with time n shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttftmKtF6DE&t=38

NeverNotNutting

Does it come in green?

ㅤ

I’d really prefer if my sexbot ejaculated green.

Smoago

Ouchers 😬

Cycle of trauma:

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

So I guess in the only scenario that would find me there, in which I’m craving coffee, on the road without my own provisions, and there’s a Starbucks right where I am currently located during this moment of weakness, this AI would already know I don’t want anything they serve and will give me directions to a better coffee joint?

Hehe “titular”

I’d like to make a toast to this toast for being the toastiest toast I ever did see! Cheers! 🍻

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