What’s the link for the “Fuck Schumer” petition?

Every time I feel like I have to ask, “Is this real?”, I always get the same answer…

Watching Maine, rooting for “Olson” to get to 30 votes…

In the Ass For a Few Dollars More

In the Ass Everything Must Go

In the Ass For Love or Money

In the Ass Holes

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Are there use-cases where a touch screen laptop is really useful?

I can see the case for the laptops which can flip the screen around to act as a chunky tablet, but for a normal laptop form factor I have a hard time imagining how or why I would use the touch screen.

I’m sure I’m missing something…

The ghost of Steve Jobs would be laughing his ass off…

Milk chocolate?

If I were him, I think my defense strategy would involve some form of time travel.