I like how there’s a daemon on my phone thanks to Pegasus II that tells the Pentagon when I am playing with my penis. This is a significant upgrade to the Garden of Eden and I think we should continue on this path as a global community.

Tjis is my favorite version of this meme.

I thought this said Gabe Newell for a second and I was confused.

I like urinating. It’s generally pretty fun, I mean, any time I get to not just take out and touch my penis but to expund a tasty liquid at the same time? I don’t understand why more people aren’t into public urination or at least group urination. It is invigorating. Maybe if Jeff Bezos dicked a fuck we could use our Johnsons rightly, but as it stands, the piss stands still. Shame.

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It’s for marketing purposes!

I get the stupidest mother-fuckers to reply to me!

Look at this guy righting complete sentences

Yea, I put blue dicks in my ass, but not blue dicks that I have identified as seperate to my identity manifested from the dick-in-ass-illusion complex the Buddha spoke of.

This is what you people sound like.

That was my mother’s before it was on a rollodex celluloid print-out. Boy, they don’t make them like they used to.