Hips don’t lie.

…now, let’s discuss the sink.

“This is the sixth time that river has taken our house and we just keep rebuilding it…”

Why don’t we live in a brutalist world of light and shadow?

This is why I stick to commodities: physical materials with real uses. Sure there can be tulip events but there is still a physical item being exchanged.

“That at some point you will have to stop talking to draw a breath, and for that brief moment I get relief, if only temporary.”

Meth.

“Would you still love me if I were a slab of concrete?”

Sounds like a quick way to get impeached(again) with the followup removal this time… Because Trump doesn’t have the decency to step down.

Ah, the spyware game.

Only care about unborn children. The 18 years between birth and legal adult they are property, like a pet dog.

Magnesium supplement will reduce the occurrences.

Do we go ‘Lizard people’ or ‘mark of the beast upon their heads’ with this one?

I’ll cry into my bowl of chili.