A heat gun moving over the back side of the board to warm both the board and the studs up sufficiently should be able to loosen all of them at once, just might take some patience

Worse yet, mine will actively attack me if I so much as move a muscle in the middle of the night! I have the scars to prove it!

That or vibe coded slop that will probably only work on only a small segment of cards, if at all

ComEd is about $0.20 per kwh if you include all the fees, so likely an included surcharge applied.