Listening to 1 and 2 I was wondering whether there was some clever twist I wasn’t seeing because they both seemed fairly easy to identify. Then 3 hit me with surprise rhoticity and now I’m confused.

A hack, man.

What are your weaknesses and who do you fight?

I’ve seen that, what are you trying to say?

Jumble grand. Up and loose and heavy treats sandwich.

Solid argument, well done

Of course (not). The enemy is always stupid and cunning at the same time.

Oh. I see, *whoosh*. I plead eepy, it’s late where I am :D

And throw our Holy Cow Zelenskyy under the bus like that? Kind of counterproductive, if you ask me.

Sorry, what is? You mean the community is traditionalart? It sure looks like pencil (or some other pencil-like thing) on paper but does that mean anything?

No, I’m wondering why they’d publish an article so very against their own alleged interests when, allegedly, they usually bend the truth wherever they can and are so very untrustworthy and they could just, idk, say nothing.

I know. MLs frequently don’t.

So someone is forcing them to publish this article? They’re gnashing their teeth?

What’s this, using an evil imperialist NATO source as support?

oh okay then

Um. I hate bringing this up but that person has six fingers.

They give away money at the concert ticket store?

Just fyi, that emoji is actually meant to be a tiny heart: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_heart

Not by a robot but by a shithead with a robot.

The 16-year-old owner of the device and his 19-year-old companion are said to have filmed the incident, streamed it live on social media and provided commentary.

accurate tho