I don’t know if this counts but my wife will often be like “I saw this recipe on Instagram that I want you to make” and I have to be like “how many blocks of cream cheese does it involve?” and then she’s like “Awww okay”
I swear 90% of these recipes out therr are the same exact thing with different presentation and they all just taste like bland, underseasoned, cream cheesy meat and vegetables.
“its basic ingredients include MDMA and ketamine, and sometimes LSD, mescaline, and psilocybin as well”
Back in my day it was called a Jeffery.
It kind of looks like a Smith & Wesson 500 which shoots a .50cal and would definitely explain why the pumpkin exploded into smithereens.
I see like 50 mentions and alcohol and energy drinks. I got something different.
Kombucha.
Holy shit, it’s like a soda that went off, and I don’t even like soda. It is pungent and awful and I hate that it’s marketed so well. Any time I see it on a shelf I’m like “Ooh, what’s this fancy looking juice? That’s a nice looking bottle. Oh, it’s Kombucha, I would rather drink a cup of foamy dog vomit”
When I first saw it, it was a comedy. Now it’s a horror movie.
It was funny when it wasn’t real.
“I am sitting in a room”
Not sure about microwaves popping the corn, but there was this guy Jimmy who was cracking the corn, but honestly I couldn’t be bothered with it.