Macchi_the_Slime

I looked them up and yeah it seems to be a satire account.

I think it’s only really “illegal” if you lose.

Can’t really be illegal in any meaningful way if you win and they have to recognize your new Country.

For real. I was made to feel like I was broken for so long because it turns out I’m Ace. My ex had me convinced for years that I was being emotionally neglectful and abusive because I wasn’t horned up for her basically 24/7 and would start huge screaming fights any time I had the audacity to say “No” to her advances for literally any reason. Then she’d go completely cold on me for days sometimes weeks at a time.

But it was all my fault because I wasn’t “Making her feel desired enough” or whatever. She eventually pretended to be poly to Monkey Branch to one of my friends. That was fun.