it used to be trout, they had to pivot to salmon for supply chain reasons

*sad Lukashenko noises*

I mean, if you crush a whole cow, I’m sure that would taste odd versus the separated parts.

The third rule of fight club, is everybody is named Bruce.

He’s like the George Washington Carver of rock n roll.

That chicken is SO white, it took credit for inventing rock n roll.

He does own a “media” company. I’d be willing to bet that he billed himself for the work like he charges the Secret Service to stay at his hotels.

Locking him in a room blasting Obama speeches on loop 24/7 for the rest of his life would be a fun social experiment.