How’s the divorce going Steven?

In high school we called them Bootiedo girls. It’s when your stomach sticks out more than your Bootiedo…

People still use Instagram?

Government so small it can fit in a uterus.

Literally the food I give my pup when her stomach is upset.

So my balls won’t be vibrating… Misleading advertisement.

So do you just put your balls on top of those two red things?

We’ve gone full hunger games.

I’m sorry, did this study include baby boomers? Idiots destroyed the world in less than a lifetime.