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Everyone in here saying pickle juice is a magical cure all… but only for ailments cause by dehydration. There are less gross ways to ingest electrolytes guys.

This is where we realise Violet is subtly bringing everyone on Lemmy together to form an Anarchist commune.

You can die from anything if you try hard enough

Aha, so this was the endgame all along. Someone gets the job of checking every underage girls genitals and when the doctors refuse to do it, it’ll be a Presidential appointed position.

POV: It’s 2050 and youve wedged your head between the passenger headrest and the door pillar

I’m almost tempted just to see how it plays out. Do I need to exchange Xbox gift cards for the $35,000? Do I redeem?

Wake up babe, new list of pedophiles just dropped.

I think it’s more like slamming clams

Could it be pregonate?

Why don’t you give me $150 million you flaccid fuck

There’s like 100 on the left half and I got too confused to continue

Elon Musk definitely had a massive pile of turnips for dinner.

Interesting way to get people interested in Left 4 Dead 2 again.

You won’t trick me into solving basic logic problems that you and your bot cannot!

I find this comment a kind of masterpiece, because there was both no actual name calling, and you refuse to type FartMaster’s actual name.

I hate that my mind immediately conjures up the disgusting sounds this would make to squish and/or bite.

And I would rather be in Germany than any of those states.

Its been an hour, the chatbot hasn’t given them the perfect retort yet.

Instant mashed potatoes in a water bottle, you might say