Three words: Roach Crème fraise

I’ve never been described so well, social skills of a turnip. I want to be mad, but I’ve had a lot of sex on first dates and my penis is average, unless huge balls are sexy.

I hate the feeling of seeing this coming since my childhood and having decades of longterm machinations for a final confrontation, only to discover it’s going to be business as usual for everyone else.

This is like discovering Gandalf and the crew safely crab walked into Moria followed by a dance scene with Sam and Frodo climbing into a car that takes off and flies into the sunset with Orc’s tearfully waving goodbye.

Pretty sure he’s under the delusion it’ll blow over and be forgotten. Now he posts as Kirk on startrek.website.

Lemon juice does not contain lactase. Its main active components are citric acid and other organic compounds, along with vitamin C. Acidity is not a substitute for the missing lactase enzyme.

Sure, lemon juice’s acidity can curdle milk, but curdling is not the same as breaking lactose down into sugars your body can absorb. So this is an old wives tale.