I can’t think of a single reason to give the tiniest little fuck about what someone else orders at Starbucks. If you don’t like coffee that’s fine with me. More coffee for me.

The one that stuck with me the most was one I heard a long time ago:

You will know the pain of discipline, or the pain of regret.

Unfortunately, I never became disciplined, but now that I’m old and full of regrets at least I know it was right.

Yeah, it’s funny like when people say “Jumbo shrimp is an oxymoron.” Like, ha ha, yeah, shrimp can also mean small person, but the animals called shrimp come in different sizes, so we need size words if we want to classify them. So it’s not in fact a contradiction, but it’s a really funny joke. Same thing here.

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