Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, there are still a lot of fucked up actual people around

With all these AI based hacks going around, connecting everything does make the system a bit more vulnerable.

A fetus before 24 weeks is not a lump of cells.

A lump of cells would be called an embryo.

Edit: also, it was a joke about mixing up oxytocin and oxycontin. Calm the fuck down people.

Well if you accidentally drop it into your neighbours tea who’s pregnant with a fetus that’s too young to be viable, you actually will kill the child next door.

That’s because oxytocin is a peptide hormone that has effects on social bonding, love and childbirth.

And in its synthetic form it’s used to start contractions and induce labour.

So, long story short, I think you meant OxyContin ;)

They’re not that funny. I think the funny stuff was made by people who had dark humor but didn’t mean a thing, even parodying right wing jokes. Then the actual right saw that success, took over with real actually meant stuff and people went along with it for too long.

Lactose intolerant??? No I said I lack toes in toddler ants!

How did the pirate and the bunny get mixed in?

Quick! Somebody do CPR! She’s vibe-coding!

Well, you’re not entirely wrong

Never drink any water, nor ever use a pencil, because both water and graphite are moderators inside the core of a nuclear reactor.

Shortest porno ever

Doesn’t matter, if the Russians can get a better deal with the US than they are getting from their own people they will gladly dry out the entire country (except the military of course) for a few extra bucks.

The fact that she actually died from it is still a bit strange tbh. They must have known what she was working with and could have given her the proper antibiotic treatment right away. They probably have the antibiotics at her own facility exactly for contaminations like this, which she could have taken minutes after the exposure. But it still wasn’t enough… I don’t think we’re ever going to find out what happened.

Yup…

What the actual fuck?

Yes we crashed the economy, but at least we made the C-suite and the sub level guys an absolutely eye-watering, astronomical amount of money while also increasing worldwide hunger and genocide.