Someone breaks into their house

Adonaiyahwehjehovahbob: see? I do answer prayers

That’s a psychological horror of a different color

I love how this became a new meme format 😂

“They’re putting razors in the cheese!”

“Na, that’s just extra sharp cheddar.”

Nervously avoiding eye contact: “W-what? No, I don’t…” Knife is out in the open for all to see.

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I’d rather underperform in front of a talent scout than a cub scout.

The talent scout only cares about the money they can make off you. The cub scout cares about you. I wouldn’t wanna disappoint the kid.

Unrelated to the content at hand, but

Dude looks old af, but damn has he aged gracefully!

I keep seeing him addressed as “Dr.” What does he have a doctorate in? Just curious

Edit. He’s an epidemiologist. Hells yeah, man!

The more I look at it, the more I agree with the sentiment “what the fuck is this”

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I doubt whatever caused them to explode would let any loopholes get exploited. (E.g. Bezos technically isn’t a billionaire because his riches aren’t in money form, but he still explodes like all the others.)

Edit. Your comment history made me realise I just fed a Mother’s-basement Troll™ 🤦‍♀️

A flood of Happy Brain Sauce™ overcame me with the sight of that image. Such nostalgia

Lucky. Half of my tiny ass town got flattened by that thing

So is “Zacharia” the new “Scaramucci” as slang for “super fucking quick lmao”?

MapQuest seems to be the Mamdani of map apps. They just keep cranking out W after W

Is that Wentworth Miller?

If only this county’s politicians can follow this advice

Has Google Maps changed it yet?

Good kitty 🐅