Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
Imagine being an atheist tripping balls on some mold, writing a fanfiction, and then said fanfiction becomes Catholic canon
Sometimes I wish someone would do that again and give us a 4th option for an afterlife. Or at the very least, give us a better rundown on what purgatory is.
It even works when you dial it backwards
Kinda makes me wonder if this joke was the origin of my old DM’s love of giant, friendly mimics
I still mourn the death of our ship, Yelsin
Welp, dude’s got my vote
Someone breaks into their house
Adonaiyahwehjehovahbob: see? I do answer prayers
That’s a psychological horror of a different color
I love how this became a new meme format 😂
“They’re putting razors in the cheese!”
“Na, that’s just extra sharp cheddar.”
Nervously avoiding eye contact: “W-what? No, I don’t…” Knife is out in the open for all to see.
(My deleted comment was a result of Comment Mitosis™)
I’d rather underperform in front of a talent scout than a cub scout.
The talent scout only cares about the money they can make off you. The cub scout cares about you. I wouldn’t wanna disappoint the kid.
Unrelated to the content at hand, but
Dude looks old af, but damn has he aged gracefully!
I keep seeing him addressed as “Dr.” What does he have a doctorate in? Just curious
Edit. He’s an epidemiologist. Hells yeah, man!
The more I look at it, the more I agree with the sentiment “what the fuck is this”
My deleted comment was a result of Comment Mitosis™
I doubt whatever caused them to explode would let any loopholes get exploited. (E.g. Bezos technically isn’t a billionaire because his riches aren’t in money form, but he still explodes like all the others.)
Edit. Your comment history made me realise I just fed a Mother’s-basement Troll™ 🤦♀️
A flood of Happy Brain Sauce™ overcame me with the sight of that image. Such nostalgia
Lucky. Half of my tiny ass town got flattened by that thing
Can someone explain this person’s comment to me? I can’t read