We’ve taken the largest map in video game history and hidden 1000 needles around it

Yeah, wasn’t the security community just complaining about the number of CVEs published recently which were just unfiltered bug reports?

There are users that still swear by cron, but on modern systems a systemd timer is generally advised.

It’s far too convenient for me to be angry at an inanimate object for my coworker’s shortcomings, or some other nonsense that ignores the fact that apathy drives adoption more than anything else.

This is one of the few conspiracy theories I have to back because it’s just so cool conceptually