Elon Musk.

• Hegseth: tries to cut a deal, but ends up in prison
• Miller: flees country to either Russia or Israel
• RFK Jr: cuts deal
• Vance: cuts deal (and fucks a couch to console himself)
• Don Jr: cuts deal
• Bovino: dies in shoot-out vs Feds
• Patel: tries to cut deal but fucks it up and ends up in prison
• Rubio: cuts deal
• Big Balls: cuts deal
• Natalie: commits suicide in bunker after Trump doesn’t show up to join her

Some additional ones:

• Loomer: prison
• Oz: cuts deal
• Lutnik: cuts a really bad deal
• Bessent: cuts a bad deal (that’s slightly better than Lutnik’s deal)
• Bondi: cuts deal but dies of cancer in the process
• Blanche: tries to cut a deal but falls and flees country
• Gabbard: flees country to Russia
• Noem: cuts deal and murders a puppy out of frustration

Yeah, that will happen tomorrow.

I agree. Although those two outcomes (resignation and prosecution) aren’t mutually exclusive.

Aww good for her. Now she can focus on her true passion: giving subpar handies on the back row of the adult movie theater.

Would be funny if more of their own votes got thrown out because of this process and the Dem candidate’s lead increased.

And of course it will all be Biden’s fault according to the Whitehouse.

We’re THEY/THEMING STRANGERS’ DOGS

This genuinely cracked me up.

Also, credit to the daughter for putting the apostrophe in the correct place.

I have a suggestion for them: they can go fuck themselves.

It’s a sad situation when this reaction, which should be the lowest acceptable bar, looks admirable.

Yeah, they are often transmitted through public swimming pools. I had one when I was a kid and it was really difficult to get rid of. There’s medication that’s supposed to kill them, but it didn’t work for me. I’m the end I physically cut that fucker out. Problem solved.

I guess it makes sense that Gym Jordan world be the heir apparent. He’s like a veruca, he just won’t go away. Plus, he’s the last one of the League of Extraordinary Dipshits left. Marge Taylor-Greene quit after her feud with Trump kicked off; Lauren Boebert just lost her re-election (finally!); and Matt Gaetz was forced out of politics, and is presumably now busy focusing on his main career - trafficking underaged girls across state lines.

Bye bye squeker of the house. 👋

Now he doesn’t need to run off like a coward at the faintest sight of a disagreement.

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MISSISSIPPI - Democrat is up by 28 votes. TWENTY EIGHT.

If this isn’t a compelling example of how every vote counts, I don’t know what is.

Bah god, is that DuckDuckGo’s theme song?!

I hope for the GW community that this will be better than WoW Shadowlands. Because that expansion was absolute dogshit.

I guess it can’t be any worse.

Silly GOP. You’re supposed to blurt this out after the midterms are done!

Trump Jr.’s list named the court and D.C. too, but put Ohio where theirs had Puerto Rico.

Ah yes, the Caribbean island of Puohio Rico. Well done Don Jr.

The idiot apple doesn’t fall far from the stupid tree, does it.

This makes a lot of sense. Especially given her bizarre interview with Anderson Cooper. He kept asking her the same question: what changed on the night before you endorsed the Republican? And she kept (ineptly) tap-dancing around the issue and fluctuating wildly between thanking Cooper for giving her air time and getting hostile about his question.

Her behavior and that interview shows all the hallmarks of someone who has jumped into or been pushed into a corner and doesn’t know how to get out.

Not that I pity her as it stands. This whole fiasco shows a remarkable lack of character and spine from her.