“Good intentions” don’t stop panic attacks.

TBF, with the collapse of local printed journalism, this is not as much a threat as it used to be.

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mind posting this without the paywall?

the unfortunate side effect of this is the random charlie horses when you just need to stretch after waking up. Those can fuck right the hell off.

“oh no! A continuing resolution and vote of solidarity? Curses! Our nefarious fundamentalist plans are foiled again!” - How Centrists think their “actions” will be received by Conservatives

So um…Leftist here…(hi, yeah?) so refresh my memory: how did King George respond to a “strongly worded letter?” How’d that turn out? You know you can just skip that step, cause it never works, right? Like, ever?

“The Agenda” better look like “Impeach [insert random powerful republican/Trump Sycophant]” for the first like 50 points, or it’s not worth mentioning. The next 50 points better be “make DAMN sure those people get jail time” as well.

After that if they could fix this rampant inflation by smacking the lazze faire capitalists with a rolled up newspaper (like the misbehaving dogs they are) that would be peachy. (I, of course, am being hyperbolic. I mean “hit them with so many regulations and closed tax loopholes their lawyers will curl up in the fetal position and start sucking their thumbs.” not ACTUALLY smacking them with news papers, but if they do anyway I won’t protest.)

so, a fact to consider: if you are fat, but you are a person who is on their feet a lot, you will never skip leg day, by definition.

I’m 5’6" have a 43" waist and am 100lbs “overweight.” My legs look like I ride in the Tour de France everyday.

tusk tusk, er I mean “tisk tisk…”

that turd of an agency was Orwellian in 02’

Trump misheard her description as a Good Soul Sucking Lawyer. From the rumors going round, there was a missing linking verb, comma, and a plural in there…

betrayed? by Donald J Trump? YOU DON’T SAY?!

you must not live in the united states. I needed 700mg of Vyvanse to level me out and kill the fog. Unfortunately without Insurance that shit is like $400 a week.

the larger overarching joke here is that in the original Metroid everyone just assumed that Samus was male and the reveal at the end of the game was a huge deal back in 86.’ Samus is even referenced as “him” in the games manual.

I know that he won’t win a peace prize, But this man needs some recognition for unmasking the Putin regimes’ Paper Tiger status. He’s out there making life just a little better for the rest of civilized society, and has really raised Ukraines’ international profile. There’s no way that Ukraine is not coming out of this as a real power player on the European stage, NATO admittance or not.

But yeah, drop in the bucket. At least some of these shitty AI bots are gone for awhile. A reprieve is a reprieve.

And then you’ll bust out of here and make jokes about how guys don’t last in bed. I may be disgusting but you’re a hypocrite. Enjoy your block.

At what point did I suggest you drink the water from a bottle?

I’d wager that muscle relaxants in the lube would probably easily detectable. As for the guys, I’m not sure cum pills are testable… 🤔

https://youtu.be/CJtqIHMINYY

Also:

You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice

You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill

I will choose a path that’s clear, I will choose Freewill

-Geddy Lee, Rush

that’s how I read it.

Buy a cat. In my area most people are dog people and it’s been my experience that dog people are VEHEMENTLY dog people. The mere presence of a feline in your house will send them into fits.

Ergo:

The chances that a potential burglar is a dog person of this type is very high and thus having a cat will dissuade them from entry.

or to put it another way:

Minecraft has taught me that Creepers hate Cats.