Triumph

Those arguments are for the onlookers.

Also, don’t capitulate because you’re sure they’re going to do some fuckery. Make them actually do it.

Easy Street

Damn that kid got schooled.

Yeah, it’s the case that’s rare, not the crime.

For which nation?

Can confirm, have had red piss.

Lose election? Martial law. Win election? Believe it or not, also martial law.

Respect is unprofitable.

But they’re not crucial for developing shit games.

The rules work perfectly when you’re rich and you wrote the rules to prefer you.

It was the Royal You.

I mean, it’s just other magic.

I feel this is payback for the opium.

Not making excuses, but gross profit doesn’t account for a bunch of other business expenses. Yearly net profit is more like $30B. That makes the fine ~4%.

The profits are still criminally high and the fine is criminally low, but it should be compared to net.

No, no: this is the payola.

904.68 Olympic-sized swimming pools.

(It’s 494.56, at an average speed of 2.58 football fields per mooch.)

How many football fields is that?

Probably heroin.