On a positive note, making Venezuela a 51st state would mean DC and Puerto Rico would finally get a better shot.

Simultaneously, it would tarnish the entire concept of statehood, introducing the specter of imperialism into it’s definition.

I’m not sure on this meme…“me” goes nuts and starts terrorizing everyone in the office because of the gossip?

Those only go to the finest fucking criminals.

Just a random sidenote to get lost in the Internet:

“Chat GPT” said out loud in French (chat, jais pété) means “cat I farted.”

You’re welcome.

Why do I have to be trapped in this dimension? This one is just so damn stupid…

Oh good. I’m sure it’ll be super affordable too.

Edit: as a response to all the comments, it doesn’t have a great track record in the current media landscape.

It never does. Haven’t you seen what the French government is now trying to do? They’re claiming it’s leftist separatists doing this and it has nothing to do with schools. They will try everything to delegitimize instead of doing the right thing. Cost benefit analysis will be run later and they might learn a thing, but mostly don’t.

Mountain Dew at least so it’s green. Go all the way!

Don’t stop now to tell us about it, go for second base! You’ve got this!

Did you see Mitch? His right eyebrow twitched. That means he’s super mad!!!

That’s for when he replaces Pete

They’re going to integrate AI and make it non-removable. “You need this.”

Snu snu!

I love a story with a happy ending. Bet the doctor got one that night.

Everyone is going with the satanism or whatever non-Christian antics they are coming up with.

That’s too easy.

Study some Bible verses and understand the tenents of the religion. Learn enough about the family to find something you can use. Then break up with her by saying her family are heretics and state that reason. Tell her they’re all going to hell and close the door tight. Never talk to her again.