

My bad. If I wanted to know the details of famous assholes I would become a proctologist in Hollywood.


My bad. If I wanted to know the details of famous assholes I would become a proctologist in Hollywood.


he probably smirks and says she’s the second lady and looks around the room to make sure everyone else is laughing. You know… since he pushed his first wife down some stairs and buried her on a golf course for tax breaks.


Beefarino sales are going to plummet


I was too terrified to watch Killer Klowns from Outer Space on VHS growing up. Picking out a movie I would always quickly skip over it and try not to look for too long.The first time I watched it in my 20s I was laughing my ass off at both the movie and the fact that I had made it that far in life thinking it was really scary.
Same goes for the book Slaughterhouse Five. It must have had some pop culture inertia if they made at least five of them.


Why does he look like someone else? Did the Hollywood Star Whackers take the original bozos out for being rude to Shatner during a profound moment?
The thumbnail looks like a few klan members standing around.


Played by Hayes
In Cambodia they called it Khmer Rouge-like


I got a “Best Scare of the Night” trophy back when I worked at a haunted house. I was behind a wall with a drop panel and some guy left a huge grease smear from his hairdo across another wall.


In the words of Ecuadorian-born Mike Judge as Monsignor Martinez from Los Dias Y Las Noches de Monsignor Martinez, “Vaya con Dios”.


“Picking up the phone” makes sense because you will probably pick it up to answer or dial. “Hanging up the phone” doesn’t really happen so much anymore but we still do it all the time.


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I think his dad is friends with The Duke of New York


Hey Niko, it’s Roman. Let’s go bowling!


I’m gonna be real fuckin pissed if he winds up making Halloween all about him.


I couldn’t get a bead on Leto joker because he wasn’t in any movies


Asswipe who didn’t graduate from Ass Wiping School says it’s “unknown” how much she will tongue bathe the president’s asshole
I like that there are a few ways that involve shooting it with a laser.