Meme is where!

A small territorial rodent?

Gotta get to my local Taco Bell

Nice. I don’t get exit burns, so time to consume more of it I guess.

Amateur hour. I use bengay.

I had a friend convinced me to put my finger on the top of a Satan’s blood extract bottle turn it upside down and try it out. That was up there as one of the most painful things I’ve ever done. I just kept eating bread for like five minutes.

Finger is for fun,

I use utensils like a civilized gentleman.

Awwww, bitch…

Seriously. Can’t even get a response to a job application.

Who?

Baccalaureate Vader

I use canned evaporated milk when making box Mac and cheese for exactly this reason.

The good ole days!

They’re Trevor.

Only just started noticing you yesterday. So you’re getting beyblade arena until you price otherwise.

My favorite Bobbyism came from this site yesterday or the day before. Had dude with dune eyes talking about he’s the “Quiznos hat rack” I can’t remember the last time I legit full on belly laughed at something like that.

Homie looks like he’s about to drop the hottest commit of 1999.

I will set up a go fund me for you for $300 when this ipo happens if you promise to buy a share.