That didn’t happen.

And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.

And if it was, that’s not a big deal.

And if it is, that’s not my fault.

And if it was, I didn’t mean it.

And if I did, you deserved it.

It’s not yet Tuesday

More important: the bots that should help him win the Midterms.

Have they decided it will be on a kindergarten or on a wedding yet?

Yeah, it’s not even pay per view.

Didn’t they hear there is a ceasefire?

Tuesday

Can you shorten your sentence please, oh wait, I’ll copy it to AI.

Will it be live streamed on TrumpTV and have testosteron boosters?

Nothing an injection of taxpayers money can’t fix!

The only policy is “Me, me, meeeee!”

There’s a typo in your username, ThatGuyNamedIvan.

“Open the back door, TAD” -“I’m afraid I can’t do that, Dave.”

Skynet, Skydance, what’s in a name.

No, you didn’t “fall short of your own standards”. You broke the law, on purpose. But maybe that is your standard.

Oh no!