9 shots of espresso suuuuuucks if you have nothing to actually do for the hour or so it lasts.

Ask me how i know 🙃

Designated Blond #???..

Any belts/tires, any fluids and their containers/tanks, the battery, etc would (imo) need replacing if not used in a long time. Dry rubber splits and breaks easier than frequently used rubber, fluids decay, plastics rot/dry

Depending on how old it is, could be a nightmare of forgotten maintenance.

Still an absolute steal as far as condition goes

Suffer and wait for winter. Pollen and mold suck, but significantly less during winter.